May 20 Reblogged
- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
May 20 Reblogged
May 20
I’ve never been concerned about you not texting me back before, but why am I now ?
May 11 Reblogged
White people have no shame
HEY! That is 10 dollars and 37 cents worth of chicken and 11 herbs and spices!
She tossed the whole bucket y’all.
Son.
FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
this is why i love tumblr HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
what the fuck is air right now
OMFG AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHLOLOOLOL
OMFGGGG ALJGLAJLGJAELJHAH WHAT THE FUCKKK LOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG XD
(Source: theinturnet)
May 11 Reblogged
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
(Source: fallingintothedenouement)
